Jackie O.'s Big Fat Greek Wedding
Previously married to historically famed fuccboi, Jackie Kennedy tried to ~do better~ the second time around with Aristotle Socrates Onassis - and, with a name like that, how could she not? Jackie O. first met Onassis in the fifties when she and JFK were invited for a typical day on his yacht to meet Winston Churchill. Obviously, Onassis was scoring future hubby points from the get-go. Hence, after JFK's death and a Kanye approved prenup, Jackie O. and Onassis married. Apparently more scandalous than JFK's many affairs, national headlines read the likes of "Jackie How Could You?" and "Jackie Hates Americans." How romantic.
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