Welcome To The Dog Show
Getty once took a group of his friends to a dog show in London (and trust me, I'm struggling just as much as you to believe that this man actually had friends), where he let his true, cheap colors show.
Admission cost 5 shillings per head, so he had them walk around the block for 10 minutes until the tickets became half-priced at 5PM...
God this guy would have been a compulsive coupon clipper.