Who is Tessa?
Tessa is a socialite, but she's poor enough to have a LinkedIn. How gauche! But yeah, she went to Bard where I'm sure she majored in Art History (because she's a trust fund baby) or Psychology (because every rich girl I knew in college who had no place being a psychologist majored in psychology. Or communications). She graduated like, five minutes ago so she's only 23.
[Photo via @tessa_vonwalderdorff]