Robert Durst
A born and bred Manhattanite, Robert Durst is an heir to a real estate empire. But you probably know him less from being name-dropped in society rags like Avenue and Guest of a Guest for his affluence and more for, ya know, suspected murder. Trust fund babies and their temper tantrums when they don't get their way, am I right? You may very well have heard of a show about Durst called The Jinx, and let's just say he wanted to be the star of it even less than Ben Affleck wanted to be in Gigli. The docuseries investigated the murder of Durst's wife, writer Susan Berman and his neighbor Morris Black. He is also a suspect in the disappearance of his first wife Kathleen McCormack Durst. Yes, a hot piece of ass/probable murderer like Durst really got multiple women to marry him. How pathetic you must all feel for being so, so single.