"I Think They Should Take Everyone Who Works For The National Enquirer And The Star, And Everyone Who Works For Us Weekly, And Put Them All To Work Looking For Terrorists. I Think They Would Find The Terrorists. All Of Them."

Brittany Murphy, who definitely spent a good portion of her brief life being hounded by the tabloids, definitely knew a thing or two about determined tabloid reporters. The sad thing? Gossip-mongers probably would have an easier time finding the terrorists.

So see? We're fixing all the world's problems here at GofG! Send the Fashion People to Haiti, and the Tabloid writers to Afghanistan, and 2010 would start looking up!

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