Uh, is this Sadelle's or someone's actual kitchen?

Shockingly, it's the latter! A previous project of famed interior decorator Ken Fulk, this five-bedroom Soho duplex has just hit the market for a whopping $17,995,000. And like, we get it.

First of all, this place is massive. Like 6,000-square-feet massive! Second, this beaux arts behemoth is beyond move-in ready. As Fulk himself describes the space, "it's part country manor house, part lux city townhouse." These people straight up asked for the Ken Fulk special, and he did NOT disappoint. Bold and bright colors, playful patterns and glamour as far as the eye can see.

It's like Sadelle's meets Carbone meets Felix Roasting Co. meets Legacy Records - basically, his greatest hits album. Honestly, the bathrooms here alone are prettier than most places in New York!

Curious to see the palatial pad? Click through for an inside look!

[Photos via City Realty]