Buying Rudy Giuliani's Madison Avenue Apartment Definitely Makes You A Bad Person, Right?

by Christie Grimm · August 7, 2023

    Anyone know if it's illegal in the state of New York to sell a home without disclosing it's haunted by the bad vibes of a conspiracy theorist Trump troll?

    It seems Rudy Giuliani is in need of some fast cash to finance his little litigation issue. I mean, being indicted by the federal government as a co-conspirator in Trump's plot to overturn the election certainly won't be cheap. And so, the disgraced politician's 3-bedroom, 3-bathroom co-op has just hit the market for $6.5 million.

    Perched above Fred Leighton on Madison Avenue, the home's style is... minimalist Republican. Fake topiaries, a framed signed Joe DiMaggio jersey hanging above the fireplace, a canvas-printed photo of a statue of some Founding Father type in the kitchen. All the wood panelling. 

    Interior design choices aside, the apartment is an obvious Upper East Side gem with great bones. But knowing that your check's immediately going to fund what's sure to be this babbling hot mess's sloppy attempt to slip out of being held accountable? Well, there's really no deal good enough to validate that.

    Now if this place had a terrace, then it'd be a tough call. 

    [Photos via Sotheby's]