Real estate in New York is a bitch, even when you're the queen of all-effortless-everything, Gwyneth Paltrow. The consciously uncoupled green juice fanatic is now solidly based in L.A. (big surprise there), so she's been trying to get rid of her glam Tribeca penthouse for quite some time now. Back in April, StreetEasy reported that the price had been slashed down from $14,250,000 to $12,850,000 - that's quite a deal and yet, still no takers. In an effort to perhaps entice some wealthy buyers, Goop has FINALLY given us an inside look at GP's New York dwelling. The 4,479-square-foot condo at 416 Washington Street features three bedrooms and three baths, as well as tons and tons of marble. Spoiler alert: everything is white.

[Photos via Goop]