What, does no one aspire to be Eloise anymore? American fashion icon Tommy Hilfiger and his wife may have been the very last ones to fantasize about living in The Plaza, and boy what a fantasy it is. Hilfiger's dramatic penthouse duplex within the historic NYC hotel has been on the market since 2013, originally listed for $80 million. Apparently buyers aren't having it, as the price dropped again last week. For a measly $58.9 mil, you can take in unparalleled views of Central Park, bathe luxuriously in one of the 4.5 baths, and traipse around over 5,000 square feet. The apparently cursed condo, however, just isn't selling. Click through to see why.

[Photos via Douglas Elliman]