Everyone knows the classic episode of Broad City where Abbi tries out pegging with her longtime crush Jeremy, who is like the male Gwyneth Paltrow, only douchier and more pretentious. Hey girl, we've all had those unrequited crushes on lame dudes who conceal themselves in New Age or profound mumbo jumbo to make themselves seem like they're not total fuckboys, right? If you haven't seen the ep, take a look at this epic scene. If you have tuned it, we still implore you to take a trip down memory lane.
So it only makes sense that the next move for Abbi and Ilana, the creators of Broad City, is to come out with a sex toy line. Our fave dynamic duo partnered with LoveHoney to create some fluorescent gadgets that cater to you ladies (and gents if you're into that!) in the bedroom. Some of them we're excited about, like the Yas Kween bullet or the Mind My Vagina lubricant. Others we're reticent about, like the Pegasus pegging kit or the Ass of an Angel butt plug (although no judgment here if you're into it!). And some we're just confused about, like the Man on a Mission Masturbation egg because that sounds like a hipster take off on Gwyneth Paltrow's jade egg.
Anyway, all in all, we're totally into it. After all, it's hard to find a guy to date these days in the city, because if they can't figure out proper texting etiquette, can we really expect them to figure out how a clit works? So maybe this 21st century robot takeover isn't so bad after all - it's definitely going to give us more pleasure than the overgrown frat boy population of Murray Hill!
[Photo via Broad City]