“She’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job.”
Tom Wambsgans always had a way with words.
A most hilarious assortment of Succession memorabilia hit the auction block this week, with bidders spending a total of $627,825 on everything from Kendall Roy's waystar|ROYCO ID badge and Greg's monogrammed LL Bean backpack to the can of Oceanspray Cranberry Sauce Logan wailed at his grandson one particularly fun Thanksgiving and Roman's framed USC diploma.
While it's not known who bought what (and you have to figure / hope it was all finance bros desperate to be in on the joke), what they spent is...
Ludicrously Capacious Burberry Bag mocked by Tom, $18,750
Brunello Cucinelli Blazer worn by Kendall, $1,875
Walmart Children's T-shirt & Old Navy Shorts worn by Roman, $1,875
Scorpion Paperweight Tom gave to Shiv, $10,000
Doderick Costume worn by Greg, $7,800
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