It is with a heavy heart and half-eaten chocolate bar that we share the news that the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show has been officially cancelled this year. While we simply adored the display of million-dollar, totally useless lingerie we couldn't afford, and so appreciated the company's strange links to a sex criminal, the part we will miss the most is of course the bonding that came when we and our fellow female viewers agonized while comparing our bodies to the supermodels who dedicated half a year to training and not eating in order to be deemed worthy enough to wear a pair of those coveted, ridiculous wings.
But, fret not! There are plenty of other ways to feel bad about your bod now that the show is no more.