5. Misusing the Dyson Hand Dryer
Dyson hand dryers have been around for long enough at this point that using them incorrectly is a poor reflection on you. To state the obvious, you’re supposed to place your hands into the chasm and draw them out vertically, slowly. Done correctly your hands will be bone dry. Maybe this is more of a venial sin, but I view sins in Manichean terms and improperly using the Dyson hand dryer is akin to adultery. Here’s why: it’s always the people who misuse them that complain the dryers never work. If you’re rapidly dipping your hands in and out of the dryer then you’re working against the design of the machine. Would you complain that your Clarisonic doesn’t work because you failed to attach the brush head? It’s like my mom always tells me: the problem is you.
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