The Home
The home is the boss ass bitch's castle and it should be treated that way. Thus, there are some essential rules that must be followed accordingly (because nobody puts baby in a corner).
1. Pants are never the move.
2. Alcohol is allowed at all times of the day because you're no longer living with your parents and lying about doing drugs to your pediatrician.
3. The pot that you make your macaroni in can also be used as a bowl - don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
4. There's no need to lie about the last time you washed your towels.
5. You're not obliged to answer the angry pounds on your door yelling at you to "Stop playing Hollaback Girl!!"
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