You know that famous Texas saying, "The higher the hair, the closer to God"? Well, the same apparently applies to water slides. Take this Dallas mansion, which also proves that, if you'll excuse the cliche, everything really is bigger in the Lone Star state. Currently on the market for $32.3 million, this massive residence boasts a regal, 8-bedroom, 17.5-bathroom interior that hardly matches its actual backyard waterpark. The fun-loving owners also, of course, needed a tennis court, indoor basketball court, bowling alley, and a "DJ area," whatever that is. Between the dark wood paneled study and, shall we say, dramatic decor throughout the home, it's honestly surprising that the home and yard are even located on the same 21,000-square-foot property. But alas, Dallas does it better.

[Photos via Ebby]