Should you make it to Abu Dhabi one day, perhaps you'll stay at the Ritz Carlton's new waterfront property, which was "inspired by 15th to early 17th century Renaissance architecture", and overlooks a decidedly not-15th-century 5000sqft infinity pool. But their killer suites, those are probably only afforded to prep school pals of Prince Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan. And since that dude was a total dick to you in AP Bio, you'll have to get your kicks with this visual tour of their three options.

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