"Personally...I Can't Imagine Saving A Dirty Pair Of Pants For Four Years For The Simple Reason There Would Come A Time After Ignoring Laundry Chores For So Long...I'd Wind Up Tossing Them In The Wash And Be Done With It. That Said, Maybe Laundry Is Part Of Her Trauma. Maybe She's Too Traumatized To Do Laundry. That I Understand. Doing Laundry Always Traumatizes Me."

by ARIELLE KRIEGER · June 25, 2010

    -Said blogger Bonnie Russell, who joked about the Portland masseuse claiming she was sexually assaulted by Al Gore in 2006. The masseuse recently provided the pants she wore four years ago (!!) to police as evidence for her case, claiming there are 'suspicious stains'.