"Best $2K I Ever Spent!" Everyone Has A Secret At Shark Attack Sounds

by SAMANTHA KANTOR · July 16, 2010

    Presented by Ben Watts, Shark Attack Sounds had only those with the naughtiest secrets gravitating to Rick's Crabby Cowboy in Montauk on the 4th of July. And when the party is filled with sparklers and shark masks, we assume the secrets ievitably come out.

    Shhh... we're about to "share a cab" home

    Shhh...our boyfriends think we're spending girls' night at the movies

    Shhh...the only thing we've ever grilled before is cheese

    Shhh...I could never climb the rope in junior high gym class

    Shhh...I have a cavity

    Shhh...I used to always get time-outs for playing with matches in searsucker suits. Some things never change.

    Shhh... we sneak beers when no one is looking

    [Photos via Facebook]