"Best $2K I Ever Spent!" Learning Surfer Slang At The Boardy Barn

by BRITTA LOFGREN · June 17, 2010

    $2K means a whopping 1,000 Boardy Brews at this Saturday daydrinking spot, a challenging feat for even the most brotastic of Westhampton bros. And since we can only assume the "Boardy" in Boardy Barn stands for surf boards, here's what we imagine the commentary around this beer-soaked party would sound like...



    ...obviously best read in a sort of half-slurred "yeah, brah" surfer voice.  You know, for authenticity's sake.

    Look at that barney!  Is he going bodysurfing?

    Those brews were epic, brah!  All lined up on the bar...corduroy to the horizon.

    Totally wiped out in those mushy waves. Shoulda been wearin' my baggies but instead got my shirt all wet. At least I found this sick dudette here to keep me company.

    Man the waves today were all washed out...kind of like this photo...

    Total buggery, this dude looks like he's dropping in on our localism from the Bridgehampton Polo.

    Check out all that sweet nectar!

    Oooooohhh, WIPE OUT.

    Cowabunga! Rad! Hang ten! Latronic, dude.

    [Photos via Facebook]