"Best 2K I Ever Spent!" Smiling is Overrated at The Eldridge East

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Whatever happened to saying cheese? We're not exactly sure, but the crew at the Eldridge East at Bamboo was not having it. Whether taking a bottle to the face or simply puckering up, smiling was not a top priority for the evening. Where, oh where have all the happy people gone?

This is one of those gems that, no matter where you go, they're always staring right at you.

Not only does she want us not to smile, but we're pretty sure she doesn't want to talk either.

We'll give her a free pass; it's hard to smile whilst vodka is being poured down your throat. But we're sure she was doing it on the inside.

Bitch, please.

At least we've got one semi-smile in this picture, but even he looks scared to be doing it.

Popping the kickback isn't a substitute for a good smile. Or for keeping your eyes open.

Of course there's nothing like champagne to get the group to look a little more cheerful.

Come on guys, you're not posing for your mugshot yet

We can only hope that they are encouraging the rest of the party goers to give us a smile, though we're not sure anyone is listening.