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One last thought: since we celebrate the Grammys by making all these musicians perform for us, shouldn't we do the same thing during the upcoming Oscars and make actors, y'know, actually act? Wouldn't you love to see Channing Tatum trying desperately to mumble his way through King Lear for some Academy-sponsored Shakespeare In The Park, or maybe even a Rushmore-style live version of War Horse where all the horses are played by dogs? I'm sorry, but this is a great idea. Back me up.
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