Craigslist Treasures: Get A ½ Inch Of Fabio's Hair For Just $10k

Thank goodness we can rely on Craigslist to supply all of life's essentials like invisibility cloaks, Taylor Swift tickets, weekend rent-a-stoner girlfriends and livestock. And now, a whole half inch of silken golden locks from the head of the burly hunk of man-ness that is Fabio can make someone's life complete for the bargain price of just $10,000.

This Craigslist gem was too rich to not share with all of you. The description states it's only a half inch, so at least the seller offered the disclaimer right off the bat in the title listing that the nonexistent 'famous hair' would only be enough for a small wig. The fact that this overtly absurd, bogus listing was posted Saturday and was still active on Craigslist yesterday when GofG L.A. intern Dalya happened upon it is mind-blowing. The only part that's even a little believable is Fabio probably could use the $10k, so we hope for the sake of everyone this listing isn't getting any action and they're keeping it up for comedic effect. Yeah, we're just going to go with that and appreciate the photo they chose to include. C'mon, don't act like you don't have a weakness for loincloths.