Martha Stewart Stacking Wine Glasses At A Restaurant Is Life Goals

I may be personally biased considering I am a die-hard Martha fan, but she can truly do no wrong! You know, except for that whole insider trading thing, which I think we can all agree she came back from faster and better than anybody else ever could have!

If for some god forsaken reason you're still not following Martha's personal Instagram account, a stark contrast to her company account, filled with brilliantly poor lit, seemingly random, secretly amazing photos of her life, let me enlighten you on her latest antics.

Last night, Martha added to her gem-filled jewelry box of a grid with two photos of her out to dinner with friends in Palm Beach, casually stacking four fairly full glasses of wine. In the company of one's own home, surely no one would think twice about such a habit. But considering she's out at the restaurant Būccan, potentially about to create a mess someone else will have to clean up, possibly about to break a bunch of glasses that aren't hers, surely causing a scene in a busy restaurant, it definitely points a bit towards privilege. Even I'll admit that. But also, doubling down on all those potential criticisms, how fucking fun is she?

I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of inspired, and you should be too. Just keep in mind Martha's wise caveat: "Don't try it if you have had too much to drink! Or if you are wearing a very expensive outfit!"

True life goals in not giving a single fuck right here. So go forth - be brave, take chances, make messes someone else will have to clean up!

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Table games -Dinner served -Conversation lively -Martha gets adventuresome One of my favorite balancing acts stacking wine glasses ! @buccanpalmbeach @sobewffest
A post shared by Martha Stewart (@marthastewart48) on Feb 21, 2020 at 5:59am PST

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Better photo of the glass tower! Don't try it if you have had too much to drink!or if you are wearing a very expensive outfit!
A post shared by Martha Stewart (@marthastewart48) on Feb 21, 2020 at 8:14am PST