1. We Missed The Vintage Bathing Suit Boat
Besides the fact that we will never find a 21st century guy casually sporting a newsboy cap at the beach, the whole "If you're a bird, I'm a bird" scene really just made us realize we will never look as good as Allie in a high-waisted bikini, and that we've basically missed the entire vintage bathing suit boat forever—no matter how much American Apparel wants us to believe otherwise.
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