2. The Misrepresentation Of Middle-Of-The-Street Activities
We tried dancing in the middle of Gansevoort Street and 9th Avenue once after a particularly long night at the Standard. Needless to say, the combination of cabs and cobblestones kinda ruined our choreography (and our shoes). We don't even want to think about what would have happened if we tried pulling the whole lying-down-in-the-middle-of-the-street thing. Jeez, Allie and Noah are daredevils...who clearly didn't live in NYC.
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