The Savasana
Let's be honest, every yogi knows that you only pretended to like 'pretzel pose' for the inevitability of the final savasana [re:nap]. Work is no different. After all, you woke up, you drank shitty office coffee, and you even forced yourself to wear pants - if that's not savasana worthy I don't know what is. Go ahead. Remove yourself from your chair (resist the urge to do calf raises), slowly bend down (please, don't do a squat), and crawl under your desk (yes, you can unbutton your pants). Now, lie there with your legs extended and your arms by your side. If you happen to hear the familiar sound of your bosses voice filled with a cocktail of anger, disappointment, and self-worth just blame it on your period until he gets uncomfortable and accused of sexual harassment.
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