Walk and Talk
Ever wish you could strut the stage like an early 2000s Pop Star, resemble your local drive-thru worker, and even be mistaken for that sassy Ikea manager (the one with the overly highlighted pixie cut) that told you "not to nap on the show beds"? Luckily, ~God~ invented headsets. With a headset you'll be able to annoy everyone you work with by pacing during long phone calls, while also making them think you're addressing them - when really you're just pretending to be on a conference call [re: probably calling Seamless]. It's called step tracking, plebs.
[Photo via @annabeebeauty]