What Your Go-To Trendy Workout Class Says About You

You're no different from the SoulCycle archetype EXCEPT you have this unshakable conviction that you're better than everyone else and you have an incessant desire to prove this to everyone, especially to those who follow you on social media.

You live in New York City now, and you cannot emphasize this enough to everyone who discounted you in high school. You've replaced what personality you have with going to wherever you believe models flock to to make yourself seem compelling. If you abstained from copying a Jenner or Hadid, people would be appalled to learn that you actually have no taste or style without using them as blueprints, which is especially shocking because you tell people you work in the fashion industry. That is, if you consider working the corporate side of Victoria's Secret a career in fashion. It's not. 

We gotta say, the SoulCycle babes are more overtly basic, but we like them more because at least they'll be willing to go to Milk Bar with us without openly judging us for consuming...gasp...calories! They'll be silently judging us instead, like a classy lady would.

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