#Swole
Any guy who uses this for SURE has a shirtless mirror selfie of him wearing grey sweatpants on Tinder. He also probably uses hashtags like "Do You Even Lift Bro?" and "Saturdays Are For The Boys." He probably hasn't casually sipped a drink out of a glass like a normal person in years because why get buzzed the boring way when you can have fun doing a kegstand or shotgunning it, right? Don't get us wrong, these guys can be fun to party with. But it's just like...calm down, right?
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