#YOLO
Storytime: so my dad was visiting my little sister at GWU, and they were taking an Uber to some restaurant. The driver told them they needed to buckle up for safety reasons, and my dad nodded his head in aggreement and said, "YOLO." He took YOLO the complete wrong way and thought it meant "You only live once, so safety first!" when it really means quite the opposite. That's funny and all, but the moral of the story is if my dad is using "YOLO," you need to stop using it not just as a hashtag, but in daily conversation. Even if you're being ironic. It's just not cool anymore. Anyone who uses "YOLO" is cheesy AF.
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