7. If You Don't Want to Dress Up, Buy a Table

sweats in da clubThe easiest way to get into a club. Obviously if you've purchased a table, you're not getting turned away. Up the cheeky factor by showing up in casual wear or, better yet, winter wear. Nothing says "I'm too cool and rich to care" like popping Dom in a sweatshirt and your trusty Moncler. You'll have people wondering how you managed to get in looking like that, leading to the conclusion that you truly must be important (though we cannot promise making many new friends in the process). [Photo via @virgilabloh]
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