Don't Bogart That Joint Vanilla Ice

by Stanely Stuyvesant · January 14, 2008

    iceice baby

    [Vanilla Ice giving Stereo owner Mike Satsky a choke-hold]

    Its been a tough couple of days in New York Clubland. PM is rumored to be closing for good and stiffing debtors. And a patron of Stereo lost his life this weekend after an argument inside of the club escalated into a gunfight outside. The police department finally decided to raid the place, but alas it was too little too late. Why did it take so long to close this joint? Its been painfully obvious that nothing good is going on there, and hasn't been for a long time.

    It's demise was blatant way back in September, when Vanilla Ice sang at Mike Satsky's birthday party, and bogarted a joint, officially buggering Stereo for good.

    Vanilla Ice

    "Ice Ice Baby, nah nah nah nah nah-nah nah na"