“How on god's green earth do I stop my EX from being at the same parties as me and ruining my night? We're friends but it's just stressful and awkward. We share similar friends and last week he showed up to a party that he wasn't invited to, presumably because he knew I'd be there. Please shower me with divine wisdom. Must I adopt a disguise? I've always thought I'd look fetching in a hat. Love, EX-Tremely Annoyed”
Making new friends as an adult is about as realistic as finding a paid internship in New York and getting over an EX you see all the time is as easy as finding a loft in LES without rats in it. You get it? Your only option here is to master the art of being unapproachable.
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