At shared events, you must use one or all of the following tips to slowly push him away: 1) Talk either very low or too loudly. This will force him to lean uncomfortably close or cover his ears when he tries to make passive-aggressive small talk. Eventually, his neck will ache and his hands will start shaking at the idea of asking you if you’re seeing anyone. 2) If he looks at you from across the room, pretend to laugh at another boy’s jokes, or your own, or a ghost’s. This will make him jealous and afraid. 3) Dance aggressively, break glasses and cause scenes so he doesn't want to come near you, in fear of getting arrested. 4) If all else fails, invest in a good wig and pretend you’re somebody else.