Royal Palms
Nothing says "one year closer to retirement" like a shuffleboard party at Royal Palms. Seriously, your grandpa's favorite leisure time activity has never had so many perfectly groomed beards and drunk Jenga games. Reserve a cabana and an open-bar package ahead of time and celebrate like your job actually has a pension.
Royal Palms, 514 Union St, Brooklyn.
[Photo via @hduval]