Grey Lady
This Lower East Side spot is home to authentic Nantucket style food, $1 oyster happy hour, and a decor chicer than every Montauk house you'll never be able to afford. Not to mention the only people more attractive than the patrons of Grey Lady are the owners. You know what that means? You may even be able to trade in that latest guy who literally admitted to putting coconut oil in his beard and get yourself a New Englander that won't disappoint your parents. Birthday goals.
Grey Lady, 77 Delancey Street
[Photo via @truehomme]