The Bouncer Schmoozer
You are the kind of person who loves asking the bouncer about their night. You frequently pop outside to smoke a cigarette and also chat them up. Chances are you are either underage or on drugs. Obviously, you could be friendly but we all know this is not the friendly midwest. Asking a stranger about their night in New York is often followed up by needing a favor.
[Photo via @je_suis_hench]