The Bathroom Line Waiter
You are the kind of person that enters the club and directly searches for the bathroom. Although not mutually exclusive, you either have IBS or you are a plain old snow bunny. If you catch our drift. No judgment of course, but we all know why you are munching your face off in line for the bathroom every half hour. Might want to check in the mirror for those little polar bears in the cave.
[Photo via @kc_dreamz]