Bloody Mary or Mimosa
Look at you, wild child! You never even made it to bed! You went from a pregame to the club to whatever dingy dive bar is open into the wee hours to your current boytoy's place. During your walk of shame, you made a detour and ended up at brunch. Hey, you can't get hungover if you keep drinking, right? Bystanders will pretend not to notice that the oversized college hoodie you're wearing to cover up your skimpy outfit definitely belongs to a dude while you try to explain to your friends that your OOTD is totally en vogue because you're just trying the lampshading trend.
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