We're not talking about the Boom Boom Room or Le Baron here. These clubs are much more prestigious, actually require a membership, and are most definitely older than you and your S.O.'s ages put together (and then multiplied by three). Money and lineage are usually the tickets in, as well as a hefty dose of social capital. Some of them are known for being the grounds of the most successful multi-million dollar business agreements. Others play host to scenes perhaps a bit too reminiscent of this month's Riot Club. But they all share one key characteristic: absolute, utter exclusivity. This is where the real networking happens, the kind that matters. Sure, you may not be dancing with models or taking one too many shots of Gran Patron Platinum (most of the time), but the contacts you'll make at one of these institutions will prove beneficial for a lifetime. If your caliber self-analysis seems high enough, put your name on one of these choice waiting lists, stat.