Before we finally meet our soulmates, we have to endure the freakshow that is dating. And what better way to celebrate Paris Hilton's engagement than by flipping through her little black book? From River Viiperi and Scott Storch to Criss Angel and Kid Rock, the Ghosts of Paris Hilton's Bedazzled va-jay-jay's past are the who's who of The Land of Misfit Fuckboys. But how can we forget her only other fiancé, also named Paris? Paris Latsis to be more specific. Let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we?
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