Thank God - Don Jr. & Kimberly Guilfoyle Are Leaving New York!

by Stephanie Maida · January 13, 2021

    It appears the entire Trump family, whose name was once almost synonymous with the city, is finally grasping the fact that, well, literally no one in New York wants them here. 

    The patriarch, who *checks Twitter* has just been impeached for the second time, has already made a space for himself in Palm Beach, and now the rest of his brood is looking to join him down in Florida. 

    Following reports that Ivanka and Jared Kushner have purchased a $31 million plot of land on Miami's Indian Creek Island (dubbed the "Billionaire's Bunker"), Donald Trump Jr. and his human air horn of a girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, are said to be looking for homes in Jupiter, a town located in Palm Beach County which boasts its very own Trump golf course.

    “They are looking at a very secure, guarded, protected community with like-minded conservatives. There’s no way they will ever feel welcome in New York,” a source told the New York Post, echoing the sentiment expressed towards Ivanka by her former socialite circle. 

    While it's unclear whether the pair will be ditching their home in the Hamptons (in which Junior demanded he have a special "gun room"), it does hopefully mean that we'll be seeing less of these two once Donald finally leaves the White House. Sorry Florida, but based on your voting record, you deserve them. 

    [Photo via @kimberlyguilfoyle]