Right now just about any sort of in-person get-together would cause a stir, but we'll just be here, sitting at our Zoom happy hour in pajamas, longing for a return to true debauchery. If you're also fantasizing about seeing-and-being-seen, lavish affairs, packed dance floors, and extravagant outfits, do we have a history lesson for you. Before the days of quarantine-breaking secret rendezvous, society's most scandalous soirées were truly epic. They've led to ruin, theories of satanism, and, of course, orgies. Pop a bottle of bubbly and pour one out, as you'll never get to experience anything this wild again... well, not for a long while, at least.