The billionaire with ties to Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew, and countless fellow rich people and celebrities, Jeffrey Epstein, is back in the news after the feds indicted him on sex-trafficking charges this week. In case you missed it, this isn't the first time the financier (whose actual job remains mysterious) has gone to court over pedophile sex crimes; in 2008 he avoided a serious prison sentence by pleading guilty to two counts of soliciting prostitution from a minor. He was registered as a sex offender and sentenced to 18 months in prison, but he only served 13 months in all.

While the new case against him has unearthed gruesome details about his underage sex trafficking ring - including a private jet dubbed the "Lolita Express" (fucking shiver), a glimpse into his Upper East Side townhouse, which was seized by investigators, reveals just how creepy this dude is.

The 21,000-square-foot mansion at 9 East 71st Street is reportedly worth around $56 million, and is one of the largest private homes in Manhattan. The worst of what was found inside was, of course, all the child pornography, but that's not all. Click through for some of the weirdest features of Epstein's home.