Jordan Belfort
You've obviously heard of The Wolf of Wall Street, the three hour long Ciroc commercial that your finance boytoy truly believed would get Leo DiCaprio that Oscar. And surely you know that The Wolf of Wall Street is based off the life of Jordan Belfort. Sure, the life of Belfort seems glitz and glam projected on the big screen, but imagine being married to a party animal who commits white collar felonies and is a total womanizer. Okay, if that still isn't an off-putting visual, bear in mind that this isn't Leonardo DiCaprio that you're married to (not that Leonardo DiCaprio is even that much better, right?).
[Photo via @wolfofwallst]
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