The median listing price for a home on the Upper East Side is $1.6 million, but that number is absolutely nowhere near how much New York's wealthiest are currently asking for their not-so-humble abodes.

Unsurprisingly, Gilded Age architecture, views of The Met, ballroom-sized rooms and posh hotel amenities will cost you. Curious just how much?

Click through for six of the most absurdly expensive Upper East Side homes on the market!

[Photos via StreetEasy]