Read Infinite Jest, Or Just Instagram It At Least 3 Times
You are so smart and introspective. You can get through the book that moronic idiot has tried to read for four years. Or maybe not. But you should still Instagram it a few times next to a cup of black coffee like the intellectual you are. Like, he could barely comprehend your feelings, how could he possibly comprehend David Foster Wallace's magnum opus? Pluh-ease.
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