So, as you may have heard, there is a petition going around saying that Kevin James should replace Kevin Spacey on House of Cards. After all, Jimi Hendrix once said, "When the power of Kevin James overcomes the power of Kevin Spacey, House of Cards will know peace." But come on guys (including you, Jimi Hendrix), don't you think we can do much, much better than Kevin fucking James? He wasn't even a believable authority figure when he played Paul Blart: Mall Cop. He just got that role because he's got a hot bod and is a total sex symbol. Anyway, here are some hot bitches who would be way better in the role.