Stassi Schroeder
This bitch is so spine-chillingly terrifying that she ruled SUR more than Lisa Vanderpump ever could. Think of an America run by Stassi Schroeder. Congress would consist of zombies, public torture and the guillotine would make a comeback, and she would finally get rid of that bullshit fake tanning tax that ObamaCare implemented. She's also really ambitious:
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