AHHH! I am shook. Finally, some action. And by action I mean sex and violence which is really what we came here for, right? Let's revisit Season 7, Episode 2 of Game of Thrones. Spoilers ahead (obviously).
1. Ohhh. I get it. Daenerys "Stormborn." Because...she was born...during a storm...
2. Sounds like Lord Varys is pretty much elaborating on what, exactly, "honest loyalty" is. Let's just hope he doesn't end up like James Comey.
3. Can never un-see that one scene of Melisandre. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE. *Shiver*
4. It's finally happening. Fire, meet snow.
5. How TF fast are ravens? Should Amazon invest in some?
6. You know who else hates foreigners, Cersei?
7. Jaime you gorgeous man, can you just kill your sister already and then chill for a sec?
8. Loving this Westeros Museum of Natural History tour.
9. "Are you a sheep? No, you're a dragon. Be a dragon." YASSS.
10. I love Lady Olenna but am NOT looking forward to all the *takes* on this quote tomorrow.
11. But still let's not forget who actually killed Joffrey. G-ma is a G.
12. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE ALL BEEN SLEEPING ON THE GREY WORM + MISSANDEI STORY LINE THIS WHOLE TIME. I'M CRYING.
13. Seriously though I wanna see too. What does he have down there?
14. Currently on my third re-watch of this scene and I am still thrilled!!!!
15. OK moving on. I want a love letter from Jorah.
16. MOVE OVER SANDRA LEE, SAM TARLY IS THE NEW DOCTOR PIMPLE POPPER.
17. This whole Jorah biting down on leather thing is vaguely sexual, right?
18. Fine, I'm still thinking about the sullying of the unsullied.
19. TBT Hot Pie!!!
20. Sansa is literally always whining. I'm over it.
21. For real though, Littlefinger just appears out of the shadows. WTF.
22. HE IS SO CREEPY WHO TELLS SOMEONE I WANT TO F*CK YOUR SISTER AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO F*CK YOUR MOM?!
23. Can Jon Snow choke me? (lol.)
24. These direwolves ain't loyal. :(
25. A foreign invasion is underway! The pickup lines on this show are gold.
26. Oh nvm, here comes coked out Jack Sparrow.
27. Uncle Greyjoy is soooooo extra.
28. Pouring one out for the bad bitches of Dorne.
29. UGH THEON YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO BALLS. LITERALLY.
30. Look at him there, floating like a worse version of Rose in Titanic. Goddammit.
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